Humorous and Casual Wedding Speech by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roas

Humorous and Casual Wedding Speech by the pruneThey say marriage is an institution and therefore, it seems proper that I am near to be married since some of you present been saying I should have been institutionalized for years.Some of you may be concerned as to whether I am actually prepared marriage, but I want to picture you that I am fully aware of thechanges that marriage will get under ones skin and to this end I have prepared asmall list.1. I understand that my rights to have a say in matters pertaining todecorating are revoked. Although I am still entitled to an opinion onsuch matters, my wife has no obligation to reward my ideas withanything other than a pat on the head and a giggle.2. I am aware that shopping, as a married man will differ somewhatfrom what I am used ...